Oh Oh Oreos

Hello. My name is John and I’m an Oreo-holic.

HI

Oreos. Oreos. Oreos.
mmmm oreo

Joker Yum

Look at this glorious Wall of Oreos.
It’s a fucking Wall of Oreos.
AN ACTUAL WALL OF OREOS.
It’s almost pornographic.
Wall of Oreos

Look at all the Oreos…
oreo-collage-22

Banana Split! Berry Burst! Strawberry Milkshake! White Fudge! Birthday Cake! Cool Mint! Neapolotin! Golden Chocolate!

This is the mythical Watermelon Oreo…
watermelon-oreos

Do you see this? DO. YOU. SEE. THIS.
HALLOWEEN OREOS!!!
Halloween Oreo

And then there’s this…
Reeses-PBr-Oreo

Miss J GIF

That is a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Oreo.
The Holy Grail of Oreo.

Miss J

however

They are not available to buy in Scotland.

Jinkx HELL NO

They are not available in Scotland.

Rizzoli HELL NO

Not… Available… In… Scotland…

Elsa Distrubs Me

I need Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Oreos in my life.
I tried improvising…
John's Oreo Sandwich
But I’m pretty sure it’s not what a real one looks like.

Ariel fuck it

Reese’s Peanut Butter people gave me some hope…

But there’s been nothing from the Oreo people.

jinkx upset

Dear Oreo People,
I hope you find it in your heart to share the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Limited Edition Special Edition Magical Mythical flavour Oreos with the world. But more specifically me. I need them in my life.
From John the Oreo Addict.

Lion King Please

๐Ÿ™‚

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About johnmcblain

Scottish Musician & Artist and FE Lecturer in Music. MA MSc BA BMus and now studying for my TQFE at Stirling Uni. Soon to be on Spotify! Twitter - @johnmcblain Instagram - johnmcblain

3 responses »

  1. EJ LAKER says:

    WHEN WILL THE NEW SALTED CARAMEL CHOCOLATE COVERED OREOS BE IN THE GROCERY STORES?

    Liked by 1 person

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